she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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