Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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