yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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