No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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