apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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