M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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