4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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