Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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