I wish my penis had an off switch
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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