Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
