I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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