So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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