I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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