8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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