He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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