Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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