Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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