no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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