Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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