just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My vagina just recognized that song.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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