That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I wear drunk well.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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