guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My life is pants optional.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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