i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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