You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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