Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
