Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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