Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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