IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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