You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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