Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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