So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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