Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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