Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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