Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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