is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So many bounce houses so little time
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had sex on a roof
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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