Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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