the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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