i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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