So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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