We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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