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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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