By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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