He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
