so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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