You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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