Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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