eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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