That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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