she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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