the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
