woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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