i don't like sucking hair
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
